SpiderWicket

Reports Spider's alarmingly elevated and completely fabricated emotion level.

Measures the current, scientifically meaningless Frenzy Level.

Spider reviews somebody's performance and may consider it acceptable.

Adds one permanent blame point to the targeted viewer.

Names the community's three most-blamed members.

Files your complaint, issues a ticket number, and ignores it successfully.

Generates a credible-ish excuse for Spider's latest mistake.

Randomly decides whether the target has a skill issue.

Attempts to wake Spider and records the community's total attempts.

Runs a highly questionable suspicion scan on another viewer.

Hugs another viewer. Spider logs the emotional incident for compliance.

Administers one regulation chat bonk to the target.

Pokes the target and waits for the inevitable consequences.

Offers another viewer a suspiciously enthusiastic high five.

Generates a consistent compatibility percentage for the same pairing.

Posts a random conversation starter for everyone in chat.

Starts a 30-second choice between two ridiculous options. Vote with !a or !b.

Puts a viewer on trial for 30 seconds. A guilty verdict adds one permanent blame point.

Starts a hype chain for somebody, or joins the active chain. Five unique viewers complete it.

Gives the target a random question and 60 seconds to answer normally in chat.

Gives somebody a playful, prewritten roast with no personal attacks.

Fires a random community-approved compliment at another viewer.

Starts a 30-second battle between two chat reactions. Vote with !a or !b.

Asks chat to remove one of your blame points. The vote can also add another point.

Votes for option A during Would You Rather or Emote Battle.

Votes for option B during Would You Rather or Emote Battle.

Votes guilty during an active Chat Court trial.

Votes innocent during an active Chat Court trial.

Votes to remove one blame point during an active appeal.

Votes to add another blame point during an active appeal.

Shows the Spider Arcade games currently available in chat.

Shows your combined arcade record, or another viewer's record.

Challenges a viewer to a reaction-speed duel.

Accepts the Quick Draw challenge waiting for you.

Declines the Quick Draw challenge waiting for you.

Cancels the Quick Draw challenge you started.

Fires in an active Quick Draw duel. Wait for the signal or you will false-start.

Shows Quick Draw wins, losses, streaks, and fastest shot.

Opens a community heist for chat to join.

Joins the currently open community heist.

Shows a viewer's successful heists, total runs, and success rate.

Starts a cooperative chat boss fight.

Deals damage during an active boss fight.

Takes a defensive turn during an active boss fight.

Uses your turn to support the party during a boss fight.

Checks the boss's health and the current fight state.

Shows the community's leading boss fighters.

Starts a round with a hidden number from 1 to 100.

Submits your guess in the active Number Hunt round.

Reveals whether the number is odd or even, the remaining range, and an extra clue after five guesses.

Shows the most successful Number Hunt players.

Arms a secret word for five minutes; the first ordinary chat message containing it springs the trap.

Shows how many Trap Words a viewer has sprung.

Shows chat's most dangerous word trappers.

Shows the viewers with the most stream check-ins.

Shows how many times you have checked in through the channel-point reward.

Reports the viewer selected as the stream's First Wave VIP.

Pulls a random British snack from Spider's suspiciously deep cupboard.

Attempts to hatch a regular, fluffy, or rare golden chimkin. One-hour cooldown.

Checks your total, fluffy, and golden chimkin collection.

Shows the community's five most prolific chimkin hatchers.

Shows your place on the overall chimkin leaderboard.

Shows your place among the golden-chimkin collectors.

When a rare fluffy chimkin appears, the first viewer to type !grab within 90 seconds wins. A drop has a 5% chance every 30 minutes and is guaranteed on the ninth check.

Shows your position on the fluffy-chimkin leaderboard.

Shows the viewers holding the most giveaway entries.

Checks how many giveaway entries you currently have.

Checks how many monthly wheel entries you have earned by chatting.

Shows your first, second, and third arrival counts for the channel.

Shows the leaders in the current monthly chat championship.

Shows your activity and score in the monthly chat championship.

Shows the current monthly chat-championship prize details.

Shows the current leader or champion of the monthly chat competition.

Shows Spider's current gifted-sub promotion details.

Asks the all-knowing chat 8-ball a yes-or-no question.

Accepts a pending StreamElements points duel.

Checks how old a Twitch account is.

Bets StreamElements points on an active contest.

Explains why Spider streams without a face camera.

Cancels the StreamElements points duel you started.

Shows how to connect accounts and claim the current Fortnite drops.

Links back to the public command list.

Shows where to connect Twitch to an Epic Games account.

Shows the currently open StreamElements contest.

Inflicts one randomly selected dad joke on chat.

Declines a pending StreamElements points duel.

Posts the Fusion community Discord invite.

Posts Spider's Doras referral link.

Shows information about the current Fortnite drop campaign.

Challenges another viewer to a StreamElements points duel.

Checks how often an emote has been used in chat.

Buys tickets for an active StreamElements giveaway.

Checks how long somebody has followed the channel.

Shows details for the current giveaway.

Transfers some of your StreamElements points to another viewer.

Shows the items available in the StreamElements loyalty store.

Joins the currently active StreamElements raffle.

Posts Spider's Ko-fi support page.

Shows the StreamElements points leaderboard.

Lets chat know you are lurking while keeping the stream company.

Shows the next track in the song-request queue.

Shows Spider's PiglinHost sponsor link and creator code.

Shows your StreamElements points and rank.

Explains how to use a monthly Prime Gaming subscription.

Shows the current viewer queue and its status.

Risks StreamElements points on one spin of chat roulette.

Posts Spider's Epic creator code.

Posts Spider's full social-links page.

Adds a YouTube track to the request queue.

Posts Spider's direct support link.

Shows the current Twitch subscription promotion.

Posts Spider's Tangia page for interactive stream effects.

Posts Spider's Throne wishlist.

Shows the current time in the UK.

Posts the StreamElements tip page.

Shows the top viewers on the StreamElements points leaderboard.

Shows how long the current stream has been live.

Summons an aggressively cute text creature into chat.

Vanishes you from chat in a dramatic puff of smoke.

Shows how long somebody has watched Spider's streams.

Deploys the full Lil Whip copypasta. Use responsibly.