SpiderWicket

Reports Spider's alarmingly elevated and completely fabricated emotion level.

Measures the current, scientifically meaningless Frenzy Level.

Spider reviews somebody's performance and may consider it acceptable.

Adds one permanent blame point to the targeted viewer.

Names the community's three most-blamed members.

Files your complaint, issues a ticket number, and ignores it successfully.

Generates a credible-ish excuse for Spider's latest mistake.

Randomly decides whether the target has a skill issue.

Attempts to wake Spider and records the community's total attempts.

Runs a highly questionable suspicion scan on another viewer.

Hugs another viewer. Spider logs the emotional incident for compliance.

Administers one regulation chat bonk to the target.

Pokes the target and waits for the inevitable consequences.

Offers another viewer a suspiciously enthusiastic high five.

Generates a consistent compatibility percentage for the same pairing.

Posts a random conversation starter for everyone in chat.

Starts a 30-second choice between two ridiculous options. Vote with !a or !b.

Puts a viewer on trial for 30 seconds. A guilty verdict adds one permanent blame point.

Starts a hype chain for somebody, or joins the active chain. Five unique viewers complete it.

Gives the target a random question and 60 seconds to answer normally in chat.

Gives somebody a playful, prewritten roast with no personal attacks.

Fires a random community-approved compliment at another viewer.

Starts a 30-second battle between two chat reactions. Vote with !a or !b.

Asks chat to remove one of your blame points. The vote can also add another point.

Votes for option A during Would You Rather or Emote Battle.

Votes for option B during Would You Rather or Emote Battle.

Votes guilty during an active Chat Court trial.

Votes innocent during an active Chat Court trial.

Votes to remove one blame point during an active appeal.

Votes to add another blame point during an active appeal.

Shows the Spider Arcade games currently available in chat.

Shows your combined arcade record, or another viewer's record.

Challenges a viewer to a reaction-speed duel.

Accepts the Quick Draw challenge waiting for you.

Declines the Quick Draw challenge waiting for you.

Cancels the Quick Draw challenge you started.

Fires in an active Quick Draw duel. Wait for the signal or you will false-start.

Shows Quick Draw wins, losses, streaks, and fastest shot.

Opens a community heist for chat to join.

Joins the currently open community heist.

Shows a viewer's successful heists, total runs, and success rate.

Starts a cooperative chat boss fight.

Deals damage during an active boss fight.

Takes a defensive turn during an active boss fight.

Uses your turn to support the party during a boss fight.

Checks the boss's health and the current fight state.

Shows the community's leading boss fighters.

Starts a round with a hidden number from 1 to 100.

Submits your guess in the active Number Hunt round.

Reveals whether the number is odd or even, the remaining range, and an extra clue after five guesses.

Shows the most successful Number Hunt players.

Arms a secret word for five minutes; the first ordinary chat message containing it springs the trap.

Shows how many Trap Words a viewer has sprung.

Shows chat's most dangerous word trappers.

Shows the YouTube viewers with the most daily stream check-ins.

Shows how many daily YouTube stream check-ins you have recorded.

Pulls a random British snack from Spider's suspiciously deep cupboard.

Attempts to hatch a regular, fluffy, or rare golden chimkin. One-hour cooldown.

Checks your total, fluffy, and golden chimkin collection.

Shows the community's five most prolific chimkin hatchers.

Shows your place on the overall chimkin leaderboard.

Shows your place among the golden-chimkin collectors.

When a rare fluffy chimkin appears, the first viewer to type !grab within 90 seconds wins. A drop has a 5% chance every 30 minutes and is guaranteed on the ninth check.

Shows your position on the fluffy-chimkin leaderboard.

Shows your first, second and third arrival counts on YouTube streams.

Shows the leaders in the current monthly chat championship.

Shows your activity and score in the monthly chat championship.

Shows the current monthly chat-championship prize details.

Shows the current leader or champion of the monthly chat competition.

Adds one giveaway entry for your YouTube account while entries are open.

Shows the current YouTube giveaway and how to enter it.

Checks you in once per day and adds to your attendance total.

Calculates your completely scientific clutch percentage. A perfect score enters the Clutch Hall of Fame.

Shows every Farming Simulator community-farm command and how to use it.

Shows your personal farm profile, including coins, jobs, harvests, tractor and animals.

Checks your current community-farm progress and activity totals.

Completes a random job on the community farm and earns farm coins, with a chance of a bonus.

Harvests a supported crop and records the result, with a chance of a bumper harvest.

Chooses your tractor brand for the SpiderWicket community farm.

Adds an animal to your community-farm collection.

Opens the current community-farm market board.

Shows the current community farming contract and its shared target.

Shows the community's leading farmers.

Votes for option A or B while a community-farm poll is active.

Shows the latest result from the community-farm vote.

Shows whether a YouTube giveaway is open, its title, entry count, or the latest winner.